airsignz:

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leolaroot:

leolaroot:

jerking off is awesome. youre telling me i can do this for free whenever i want at my own house?

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gemstone-gynoid:

miss-wizard:

a blazed post reading "what do I have to do to get laid?"ALT

well the first step is to blaze a post about you getting no pussy

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m86:

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

this is my favorite post of all times every single time I slip on anything I picture this post it literally changed my life there’s no other definition to it

nnayomiee:

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Some edwards

lmaonade:

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Anonymous:

no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

grox:

grox:

So?

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I’m ugly?

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